Committee
We may have looked a disorganised mob at O-Day, but that was a front. We are actually highly organised uni students. I think that is an oxymoron, but I'm not sure. Anyway. The committee. These are the people that organise all the functions and the trips that you guys all enjoy.
Now, there are 2 kinds of committee members. There are the executive members, and the rest. There are a few key differences which should not be forgotten. The rest do all the stuff the executive either don't want to, or can't be assed doing. The executive are better looking than the rest. The executive get all the praise for the job done by the rest. Without the rest, most of the jobs wouldn't get done! Oh, and secretary is in charge of getting the coffee. It is imperative that they know how everyone takes their beverage. And how to take short hand!!
President
Aka: Stevo, Laurel
Hobbies: Doing the walk of shame, telling Avril to use her 'inside voice', sending strange people and parcels to my Grandmas.
Likes: Art, Maxi Caps, Beach, Jackson's on George cocktail happy hour (10-11PM... write that down!).
Dislikes: Magpies.
Preferred Drink: Staminade and Vodka - rehydrate while you dehydrate!
Favourite Quote: "Boo you whore"
Favourite Holiday Destination: One with a bar and a masseuse named Sven waiting for me.
Ski/Snowboard Level: Accidental stuntwoman.
Comments: You don't need to know how to ski to party! Unless you plan on doing them at the same time.
Email: president@utsski.com
President/Race Team Manager
Aka: Red Nut Grommie, Giant Piston Ass, Cameron Embarrassin, Cam, Roon.
Hobbies: Skiing, Surfing, Sailing, Failing Subjects, piano recitels, drinking, hanging out with friends
Likes: Friends, chromeo, UTS Ski Club, new boards and skis, hollow surf, deep powder, an icey supertrail.
Dislikes: flat spells, warm winters/ beers, nob heads.
Preferred Drink: Drambuie
Favourite Quote: 'Spare Me', 'barcardi and cola.... do it'
Favourite Holiday Destination: Thredbo social trip, The Old Chicks House down the road, Japan
Ski/Snowboard Level: pink milo kid
Comments: 'if your reading this you should either: join the club or get other people too'
Email: president@utsski.com
Secretary
Name: Alex Hopkins
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Email: inquiries@utsski.com
Treasurer
Aka: Avs, Avvy, Avrilanche and Mousey
Hobbies: Painting my nails, telling Laura to use her 'inside voice', and Shimmying.
Likes: Freshwater, Uni Parties, Road Trips and being in charge of 'the money'.
Dislikes: Bouncers, Hangovers, anything with Guarana in it (evil subtance) and Grumpy People.
Preferred Drink: Champagne & Guava, Gin & Tonic and Mojito
Favourite Quote: 'ill order you a red cap and a speedo' - Steve Zissou
Favourite Holiday Destination: Thredbo for Uni Week, South Coast in Summer and Thailand
Ski/Snowboard Level: Snow Bunny
Comments: I deny any involvement in the making of S.L.U.T.S
General Committee
Name: Chantelle Thomas
Aka: Schappelle
Hobbies: Jazz flute (I dabble), singing, rolling in the snow whilst drunk
Likes: Drinking, hot instructors, board games, late night phone conversations with telemarketers
Dislikes: Drunk dialling… it's such a bad habit. The Milo kids - they are show offs
Preferred Drink: I gladly accept anything but beer..
Favourite Quote: "Life’s too short to dance with ugly men"
Comments: All my drinking buddies have skiing problems….
Name: Penny Cameron
Aka: Pen, Mal, Pennos, Pensack, Pen-el-o-pee
Hobbies: Skiing, Sledding (tho have retired after the events of last year), Drinking, Surfing (aka paddling and getting dumped), Going to uni - only KG!
Likes: Snow, Summer, Happy (aka "any") hour, "Souvenirs", Bacon and egg rolls at Frostbite, Red Powerade in the mornings, Cremorne McDonalds, Rainbow Paddle Pops.
Dislikes: Getting lost in the "cold, white stuff" at 3am, shortcuts, City Campus, People who get in my way on the mountain… (I believe he is still alive, tho not entirely sure…)
Preferred Drink: Vodka, tho I won't say no to something else…
Favourite Quote: "WILL SOMEBODY GET THE KID A HAPPY MEAL!!!"
"Anything can happen on a Snowday!"
Comments: I'm seriously concerned…Do we still get to play JENGA this year??
Name: Tim Bowrey
Aka: Timmy, Lion, Tim Booowrey
Hobbies: Snowboarding, golf, drinking
Likes: Legacy of the Silver Shadow
Dislikes: whingers, warm beer
Preferred Drink: Drambuie, G&T
Favourite Quote: “I think vests are all about protection. You know what I mean? Like a lifevest protects you from drowning, bulletproof vests protect you from getting shot and the sweatervest protects you from pretty girls.'
Favourite Holiday Destination: Las Vegas
Ski/Snowboard Level: im ok i guess
Comments: This is why i'm at uni
Name: Carrick Campbell
Aka: Meerkat
Hobbies: Drinking, Poker, Skiing and Soccer
Likes: The felines, powder and good music
Dislikes: Losing at anything
Preferred Drink: Beer and Drambuie
Favourite Quote: "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
Favourite Holiday Destination: Fiji and Niseko
Ski/Snowboard Level: Better than Hopkins
Comments: Cans are the way of the future
Name: Dave Klempfner
Aka: Backwards Dave, Davo, Davos, Baby Dave, Woody
Hobbies: Skateboarding, mountain bike riding, bodyboarding, surfing, rock climbing, going to concerts, skiing, xbox, playing pool
Likes: punkrock/ska music, looking at ppl's photos in negative because they look so funny, any band with a violin in it, crowd surfing, looking at the stars at night time, thunder storms, moshing at concerts, the bagpipes, snow, having adventures, thredbo but only when theres good snow, speaking backwards, Epping on Wednesdays, ski club parties at the greenwood, KG parties, blue lights (check out my xbox)
Dislikes: ppl who block their ears when balloons pop, ppl who dont pronounce the 's' in dollar's', like ppl who say '10 dollar', ppl who take ages to sms u back or don't sms u back at all, ppl who don't check their class discussion board on UTS Online, skiiers who turn too much so you almost hit them when going str8 down a slope, people who don't tell you their UAI, people who litter, ppl who drive with their lights on in the day time, Apple computers, teenagers who cant grow a proper beard/moustache yet but let that stupid bumb fluff stuff grow, and Bree from big brother! (coz she does stuff that isn't within her personality)
Preferred Drink: Malibu and Coke.
Favourite Quote: I'm not Steven Hawking
Favourite Holiday Destination: New Caledonia
Ski/Snowboard Level: II
Comments: Make sure you go on the social trip, it'll be the funnest week of the year! Add me to myspace or facebook
Name: Jess Kinny
Aka: 'Learner' 'Jezzabell'
Hobbies: Kickboxing, Skiing, Learning Spanish
Likes: Going out and dancing.. and Ski Club (of course!)
Dislikes: etting boot-bash, compromising photos on Facebook
Preferred Drink: Vodka Red Bulls
Favourite Quote: 'When you feel like you cannot go any further, you've reached about of what you're capable of'
Favourite Holiday Destination: Thailand
Ski/Snowboard Level: Owns Ski Trip L-Plates of 07
Name: Jodie Lenne
Aka: Little Brau Brau, J, Trashbag, Lenonie, Jode
Hobbies: pub crawls, art, photography, skiing, drinking
Likes: Skiing, Drinking, travelling, partying, runs to the grog shop, team trashbag, subski
Dislikes: being on the other side of the bar, hangovers, no snow
Preferred Drink: Bourbon and Diet Coke
Favourite Quote: Drink a concrete milkshake........and harden the f*** UP!
Favourite Holiday Destination: Aspen, New York, Sweden
Ski/Snowboard Level: high enough to beat Hoppo in DH
Comments: Just because I slept with you....doesn't mean i ski with you
Name: Ashleigh Hudson
Aka: Huddo, Ash, Huds, Blondie
Hobbies: Skiing, Sailing, Wakeboarding, Shopping, Dancing
Likes: Parties
Dislikes: The rain
Preferred Drink: Vodka Redbull
Favourite Quote: 'Live for the nights you will never remember, with the people you will never forget'
Favourite Holiday Destination: Hawks Nest
Ski/Snowboard Level: Average
Comments: Can't wait for social week!
Name: Steph Gardner
Aka: Blondie
Hobbies: snow/water skiing, wakeboarding, rowing, diving, skipping, drinking, shoppping, eating
Likes: doing my hobbies.... beaches, water, islands ... and snow
Dislikes: cows (horrible fear), bok-choy
Preferred Drink: midori (with anything), bundy, COWBOYS
Favourite Quote: 'i'm not a homo'
Favourite Holiday Destination: Whitsundays or snow
Ski/Snowboard Level: major extreme beginner
Name: Simon Hailes
Aka: Simmo, Simone, Simona
Hobbies: SNOW, Good old KG Campus!
Likes: Skiing, Beer, Golf, Partying, Drinking Marathons
Dislikes: Global Warming, Early Mornings
Preferred Drink: Beer
Favourite Quote: Cool Story Hansel…
Favourite Holiday Destination: UTS Ski Trip - The Lantern Apts!
Ski/Snowboard Level: Expert Snowplower
Comments: UTS Ski Trip is pretty much the best event ever - DO IT!
Name: Liam Hill
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Favourite Holiday Destination: Hawks Nest
Ski/Snowboard Level: Average
Comments: Can't wait for social week!
Name: Sarah Finney
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Ski/Snowboard Level: Average
Comments: Can't wait for social week!
Name: Andy Cholinski
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